Colloquio

• Tell us what you consider to be your greatest life experience.
  Tales.
  He truly was the greatest thing that happened to me. And I will forever lay in sorrow filled with regret with how much I fucked it up. The greatest gift that god gave me and I fucked it up, like usual.
  
  I love him so much and he will forever be in my heart.
• What makes you stand out from the crowd?
  Lol do I really need to answer this.
  If the phrase CONSPICUOUS AS FUCK were to be personified into a being, it would be me.
  *chola accent voice*
  Like I’m just trying to figure out why everyone is leaving when I just got here. The party is just starting...
• What are your greatest personal traits?
  Boy
  Charm
  Hole
  Willing
  DICK
  Body-ody-ody
  Did I say boy?
• What is your ‘niche’?
  bitch I’m ME,
  💯 on the wrist
  I SKI
  art on the wall:
  BASQUI.
  
  Oh . Anyway. Like I’m a fucking trip and like pero way look isthee only way.
  
  If there’s one thing that is an undeniable fact of this word it would be this:
  I’m really horny and I’m not gonna be sorry about it either.
  Also I would like to say something VERY brave...
  I
  Love
  Ariana Grande.
  I do.
• How often do you travel? Do you prefer to travel or you are more of a homebody?
  You can body me anywhere you’d please.
  But I’d definitely probably like would do okay inside. Like a tired cat.
• What kind of diet and fitness regiment do you follow?
  Haha haha. Just drinks lots of Tea and Water💕💕
• What’s your lifestyle? What makes you who you are?
  What makes me me? THE FACT THAT I AM ME. And like really horny all the time. Probably the horniest boy you will ever come across.
  
  Did I mention Dick? I did? Okay good
• What would you like your followers to know about you that is unique and even a bit personal?
  Underneath all the wit, boyish charm, and smokescreened masqueraded layers of laughter is a boy(ish) charm filled with laughter.
  Wait , where am I again? And how did he get here?
• If you and I were on the beach having some wine and great food, what would you tell me about yourself.
  Well first of all I don’t drink wine, just ALOT OF WATER for this boy.
  2ndly uhhhhh wait where am I and who am i fucking?
• Cosa dovrebbero altri assolutamente sapere su di te?
  I’m loud
  I don’t care
  No really , I do not care.
  I’m a good boy
  Naughty disposition
• What do you enjoy most about yourself?
  The fact that I look like a fucking BOIIIIIIIIIII.
  (Oh god eventually the day of reckoning will come)
• Name 5 things that you can’t live without.
  Dick
  Mirrors
  Coffee
  Cigarettes
  Did I say dick already ?